Little Ned

Tannoy on the train …”You could be fined for putting your feet on the seats”

Little boy, “Mum, what does ‘fined’ mean?”

Unintelligible mumble from mum.

Little boy, “I’m going to do it”

And he did.

Little boy, “Mum, nothing happened!”

Right there, State Rail has lost the moral imperative with yet another customer and a rebel is born. There is hope yet.