Invention of the Day

A Fitbit style band that goes around the base of a bloke’s cock.

Measuring all key metrics including a thrust monitor, blood pressure, diameter changes, etc, it transmits all the data via Bluetooth to your phone.

It also will include vibration alarms setup to alert the user to premature ejaculations and frequency tables.

Couples can pour over the data and setup frequency and thrust strength profiles to see if they can improve things.

Users can also download preset profiles guaranteeing different results.

Social media sharing will help promote good profiles and good sex.

Fucking endless possibilities…

PS just Googled it and its been done … The Lovely. Imagine doing actually doing this startup? Bloody Gen Y ignorance blows me away.