Tattoo You

Sometimes you read a story that is so stupid that you knows it’s true.

Some union official is in trouble for getting a tattoo on union dollars.

So screamed the headline.

My initial thought was that if he had had the union logo tattooed on his arm then I could live with it.

In fact all corporates should offer this a free perk and sack all the takers.

The union guy though had a tattoo of his parent’s wedding photo scribbled onto his leg.

It’s easily the worst tat ever, and that’s saying something.

In his defence he stated that (a) he loves his parents, and (b) his dad was a union leader, and (c) when he went to pay for his tat his personal account was maxed out.

Clearly a moron, I think he’s been punished enough for now though.

He has the tat and now everyone has seen it.

But you have to admire the sleuthness of the royal commission into union corruption for uncovering such rubbish. $500 of worth of entitlement!

If that ran that ruler over the corporate world Australia would be out of CEOs tomorrow. And anyone with a title over ‘manager’.

Why for is corporate corruption of the personal expenses nature left to self (non) policing?