Silent Close

It’s a conspiracy I’m sure.

Half the houses have silent closing toilet seats and the other half do not.

If you live with the former it can be bloody embarrassing when you shake someone’s house in a botched attempt to close the latter.

Whoops.

Men, I think we should revert to just leaving the seats up.

This would be totally consistent with the modern day concept of engineering risks out of our lives.

The risk of breaking someone’s porcelain has to be greater than incurring the disdain of a member of the opposite sex that has to wear the unbearable burden of closing the seat prior to use.