Claustrophobia

My hotel just press-ganged me into a vertically translating closet.

Obviously they are slightly embarrassed by the limited dimensions and have published an apology, as per below.

In the process they have informed me that this hotel used to be the house of a bigwig in the communist era and that he had a Western elevator smuggled in and installed.

The power of capitalism is the manufacturing of the undeniable desire for the unpossessed.

Communism never had a chance.