Invention of the day 3

Invention du jour; a vacuum cleaner with a mini pyrolyzer buried within.

The pyrolyzer reduces the organic component of vacuum cleaner waste to carbon dioxide, water and ash.

The volume of ash is well less than 1% of the volume of the original vacuum waste so the thing never needs emptying.

By the time the bag is full the whole vacuum cleaner needs replacing.

And then the whole thing can be dumped in the yellow-lidded recycle bin and subsequently pyrolyzed at the waste-to-energy plant to make electricity and even more ash.

The ash can be used as a filler for the plastics in the production of the pyrolizer vacuum cleaners and the electricity from the waste-to-energy plant far exceeds that consumed by all such pyrolizer vacuum cleaners in their working life.

Thus and therefore this invention proves that the second and third beliefs of thermodynamics are simply guidelines, lassy.