What mountains?

Just about to fly back to Sydney. I checked out the pilots as I was boarding. No obvious signs of suicidal depression. Still, a little reassurance over the tannoy wouldn’t go astray.

Something like a cheerful duet of pilots cooing ‘what a great day for flying folks, we are really looking forward to not touching these controls as your autopilot looks after you and ensures your safe arrival.’

I would rather the plane was a drone not the tannoy.

Too much to ask?