Uncertainty principle

Even when they are brand new, elevators in universities all over the world seem not to work properly.

A coincidence?

Maybe it’s because they are programmed for offices and hotels which have different traffic flows.

Or that universities just cheap out and under-spec them.

Students might be practiced in the arts of abuse.

Who knows, maybe there is some darker force at work punishing us visitors silly enough to step foot onto a campus.

One thing I do know, nine times out of ten my university elevator seems to be some sort of padded cell that gives me this weird “get me out of this asylum” feeling.