Pockets

Paddington Bear thought that pockets were great sandwich compartments.

Segue alert; sandwiches to smartphones. Same format, different material science.

If these smartphones get any bigger men’s clothes are going to have to designed around them.

Lacking handbags, what we need is front facing pockets that are easily accessible and protects the phone from being sat on in a back pocket, big enough for the phone, not too low on the legs so the headphones reach the ears, and not too wide so the phone doesn’t annoyingly fall sidewise in the pocket.

My current shorts have exactly such pockets that are perfect for this Nexus 6, which is no sylph I can tell you.

Imagine every pair of shorts and jeans and trousers having such pockets? Fashionistas are going to suffer.

The alternative is a slap-on pocket you can transfer to everything you wear, except budgie smugglers. I will leave the attachment and detachment mechanism to the prodigally excitable tech heads.

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