Probiotic nuts

New product idea no. 3632.

Recently some academics have shown that 80% of kids with nut allergies could be cured of their affliction by a month of feeding them a bucket load of probiotics and traces of nuts.

This works because the gut is the engine room of immunity and this has been comprised of late by excessive use of antibiotics, over cleanliness, excessive numbers of caesarian births, and in some cases also extended periods of breast feeding.

The probiotics address the bug imbalances and the trace amounts of nuts is presumably required to ensure the bugs learn to deal with the allergens therein.

My thinking is that if a kid has allergies then rather than trying to figure out what the allergy is (which never seems to work anyway) we should put on them on a month-long probiotic diet and feed then traces of all the usual allergens.

Who cares which one it was after the fact?