Twitter’s vision statement

I wonder if Twitter, the corporation, has a vision statement?

I just checked and, yes, they do:

“Reach the largest daily audience in the world by connecting everyone to their world via our information sharing and distribution platform products and be one of the top revenue generating Internet companies in the world.”

35 words, 62 syllables, 4 clauses and 2 grammatical errors. You’d have thought they’d at least keep it to less than140 characters!

I think they should adopt this pearler attributed to King Solomon in Ecclesiastes 6:10-11:

“The more the words, the less the meaning, and how does that profit anyone?” 

An absolute winner!