Scatter cushion madness

When I was a youngster there were no scatter cushions.

Slowly over the last couple of decades, some women have adopted the habit of decorating their couches with scatter cushions and throws

Due to the competitive nature of the advertising driven madness it is now not uncommon, upon being proffered a seat in a den of femininity, to first remove a dozen cushions and three throws in order to avoid having ones head touch the ceiling and ones rear wobbling like a tinnie at sea.

For the male visitor the first task is to identify the couch, camouflaged as it is.

This is a plea; you can’t teach a pig to sing nor a male to burrow. At best they will suffer in silence.