Strewth!

An 18 year old girl just won a seat for the Republicans in the West Virginian House of Delegates.

She is:

1. anti-abortion
2. pro-gun
3. advocates for small business
4. and even smaller government
5. says that they should stop treating citizens like terrorists and terrorists like citizens
6. notes that America was founded on “Christian-Judean principles”
7. says marriage is the holy union of man and god
8. is anti-union
9. against the minimum wage
10. supports voter ID regulations
11. believes welfare recipients should undergo drug tests
12. and is pro-coal and doesn’t believe in global warming

How does one short the USA?