Plain Packaging Misnomer

Data shows that riding a motorbike is 51 times more likely to end in death compared to driving a car, based on mortality rates per mile driven.

The obvious way to deal with this is with the so-called ‘plain packaging’ approach; enforce the painting of nasty deathly decals all over motorbikes to warn off the owners of these otherwise legal instruments of transport.

Oh, and tax the fuck out of them too.

On second thoughts, the decals idea might not work…