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After a day paving the backyard in 32 degree heat I cycled 20 minutes to the pub in order to sink 5 schooners while an old mate explained his forthcoming plans for divorce.

As we were leaving, 2 old school mates wandered in so I had to have another 2 catch up schooners

Wisely, I then rejected overtures from 5 old mates to join them on their ‘soiree’ on a Potts Point verandah. Goods knows where that would have gone.

But I did cycle the 30 minutes back home with just 2 stops for a piss.