Schooner of new

Three times today I have had female gen Y’s serving me for [beer/coffee/something else] and in each case they:

1. First didn’t understand me
2. Even after they heard me repeated it to make sure

So.

‘A schooner of new, thanks’

‘Eh?’

‘A schooner of new’

‘A schooner of new?’

‘Yes that would be great’

‘One or two?’

‘One thanks, [Under my breath] how fucking hard is that?’

And not a smile to be seen. Sour puss face. I would never have hired her when I ran pubs. If I had inherited her I would have sacked her. Either the managers have no choice or they have no idea.