Foxconn
Due to negative publicity about the suicide of some of their workers Foxconn has built safety nets around their buildings to catch the jumpers.
With over half a million employees my host pointed out that you’d have to expect the odd depressive.
He claims their suicide rates are less than the general population and the whole thing is a media beat up.
Now the penalty for attempted suicide has been commuted from the death penalty to an hour on the trampoline. And a permanent role as the Apple client manager.

surprised you were not shot or bundled off to the police for taking photos of this