Burley

The silly morning herald has this offering today … see below.

Basic crux of the story is:

1. Someone got killed by a shark the other day in Byron Bay
2. People are, gasp, still swimming
3. Something should be done about it

Bike helmets? Ban swimming forever? Get everyone to sign indemnities before they swim? Compulsory wearing of garlic clove necklaces? “No sharks allowed” signs on the beach? Armored wetsuits? Piped music at the beach, say Air Supply?

My suggestion is that we use journalists and their editors for burley.

And we should return to culling sharks, hard. I really don’t understand why the GUFs* got behind sharks – even GUFs swim.

* – GetUp fuckwits