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Family legend has it that this bottle of port, which I received on my 30th birthday, is worth a Bolivian goldmine.

And thus it cannot be opened since it represents my plan B for retirement.

Google says it’s worth about $100.

I had not the heart to break the bubble in a bottle. Gotta love those family legends.

And who knows, maybe dad has hidden the title deeds to a sheep station in there.