Scatter brain

In China most urinals are the type that hang off the wall.

And it’s remarkable how Chinese men seem to miss the target. The floor all around is always totally wet.

For the girls in the audience; when you stand up to them you have to be trying pretty hard to miss.

Anyway I was just in one and the old bloke next to me was standing maybe one cm away from the urinal but missing it completely.

He must have been pissing at right angles.

The toilet attendant came up with his mop and shouted at the old guy, who looked down and realised what he was doing. And I think he apologised in Chinese.

In the past I am guessing they just haven’t learnt to be aware of where they are pissing. Things we take for granted.

Not for much longer. There appears to be a government initiative on this issue. They want to appear civilized in all ways Western.

Based on previous experiences with other government initiatives, within a couple of years they will all be anti scatter brained.