Resolutions won and lost

I shall be more thoughtful of the sensitivities of others. Indeed I will.

I will use the travellers rule. Even if they, the other sentients, appear robust and humorous, I will halve and halve again my perceptions, to get to what I will then believe is their true self confidence and sensitivity.

If I keep this up I know, eventually, they will just have to give me sainthood.

I hadn’t thought about it but I before but I wonder if they give sainthoods to non-catholics?

Just like universities when they honour retards like Johnny Howard with an honorary doctorate; what’s that all about? It’s weird when you think about it. Its not like anyone believes that the clown has done enough deep thinking and contributed a body of work in absentia. Who is fooling who here? I think they are all fiddling with each other under the covers and none of them really like it but no one is prepared to go out on a limb and say it.

I think I just contradicted the first half of this blog entry and lost any chance of sainthood in the second. Well that was the shortest resolution in the history of blogdom.