Anzac cookie

Full disclosure.

Got pissed last night. Vaguely remember riding the pushie home early in the morning, no hands, chatting on the phone.

Slept on the couch. Nose totally blocked. Headaches. Toilet stops. Dehydration.

I haven’t got off the couch yet today. No plans to do so really until tomorrow.

So once again I am not buying into the Anzac day propaganda. But this time totally unwittingly.