The Hillsong Church

I have noticed that there is a correlation between a harmonic belief in God and cellulite in young women.

Cause & effect, non-causal correlation or sheer coincidence?

Personally I think it is a shit diet of junk food, a certain lack of rigorous thinking, an inability to control their diet, a lack of exercise, a Gen Y’ish lack of shame, and an environment where blokes don’t get much so they can’t get too picky.

Basically the girls aren’t at an evolutionary disadvantage so long as they are all the same and the blokes don’t leave the cult.

And who said God doesn’t have a sense of humour?