Skidmarks, glasshouses and rocks

[Observation, Horatio; there was a remnant of skidmarks on the white undies after the wash]

She says “people who ride bikes shouldn’t wear white undies”

He says “well they only come in Neapolitan packs. You can’t not have the odd white one”

She says “try another brand”

He says “I like these ones. It has taken me years to find undies I actually like wearing”

She says “well its not fair since I do most of the washing”

He says “that is simply untrue. It’s just that my turn at the washing goes via the Chinese laundry where, I might add, skidmarks aren’t a problem to remove”

She says “have it your own way. You always do”

He says “You can have the last word if you want”

Long evil stare…