The Lord’s prayer

Dear god, you are great (suck suck).
We are going to try and copy your great example.
(although we have no fucking idea what you get up to. Let’s hope you leave those alter boys alone)
So long as you keep us fed and in bread.
If you ignore our shit behaviour we may try and ignore that of others.
If we do fuck up its your fault anyway.
So it’s your problem to fix.
(final meaningless grovel).
Your sincerely,