Toe knee ab butt

I was clearing out my mail this morning for first time in weeks, and I found this (below).

Numbers one and four are fluff since they are stuff all governments do and the results are subjective.

Number three is immeasurable.

Number six will probably be taken care of by general growth in the economy, but they know they won’t be there by then anyway. Note, they didn’t say if it was the net or gross number of new jobs…

Number two is a reiteration of Tony’s crusade. But it might be harder than they realise to get this through the Senate. A double dissolution election would really piss off the electorate, so maybe they would be better placed to soften their stance on this.

Number five is political suicide.

They had the election won anyway…why bother hanging yourself I say? Fuckwits…

Since the Australian people didn’t get to countersign the contract they could argue the contract isn’t enforceable I suppose.

In the photo there is also six ministers in waiting; I guess this implies one goon responsible for each of the six clauses in the contract.