Galaxy gone

Drunk, and taking a photo with a smoke in one hand and a beer in the other, I dropped the last Galaxy. It landed with a sickening thud onto the concrete. Initially it looked OK and I was praising Samsung's engineers. But then, from the indented corner a purple malaise spread across its visual cortex, until finally, later the next morning, its functionality ceased just as my head's returned. So praise god for his engineering and a pox on those Koreans for their built-in obsolescence.