Hills Hoist

I should not offend the gods…

Just lately, in a couple of articles, I have bagged the Hills Hoist, calling it a useless piece of junk and not a prime example of Australian innovation.

Mum and Dad have just moved into a new house and they asked me to fix (you guessed it) the Hills Hoist.

So I just wasted half a Saturday afternoon, and in the end it is still rooted. But now I can say without any skerrick of a doubt that this thing is a piece of shit.

So fuck you gods.