Fitted sheets

The number one cause of premature marital divorce in the western hemisphere is, rather oddly, fitted sheets.

The first problem is that, after five years of marriage and 250 changes of the sheets, the bloke still doesn’t know what a fitted sheet is.

However, if the bloke is a bit more modern, he is still going to get in big trouble when he can’t fold the fuckers. No male can.

If we are talking about a total metro-sexual, divorce will be precipitated by a joint changing of the sheets. Advice from the instigator will be forthcoming that is as welcome as map directions in a car.

Finally, the male may think that one fitted sheet is all that is needed. It can be washed and dried and put back on the bed on the same day, over and over until it wears out. It is fatal to express this belief.