An advert for a high school

“We will help your child be the best person they can be; to be independent, empathetic, balanced, aware and resilient. These things are not promoted by a focus on final exams; so we don’t. If a child’s parent(s) do not match our ideals then we don’t take the child; we can’t beat what happens at home. Our school is free; we run entirely on alumni contributions.”

Ok, so I made it up. Sounds good though, doesn’t it?