Rod, again

My mate is convinced that there is a global financial conspiracy going on. Parsing, I gather that the goal of the perpetrators is to extend the wealth disparities in the world. Who can argue with that?

Gold, apparently, is the answer. It’s here that I lose the plot. Are we to assume that the masters of the universe are most effectively killed when beaned with bars of very heavy yellow metal?

Personally I prefer the warmth and patina of copper; it makes a much nicer club.