Worth a mention;  when asked if her husband was religious, David Frost’s wife replied “Absolutely. He thinks he’s God”.

And now the do-gooders are going after caffeine. Not satisfied with annoying the fuck out of smokers and drinkers, they are looking for new targets.

The odd thing is, I drink four or five double macs a day and I don’t have one of the symptoms as listed in this article.

Especially worth noting is that my blood pressure is very low despite drinking, smoking and all that caffeine.

Health is a whole of life thing but these fuckers use academic arguments (of the greater good over the rights of the individual) to relentlessly impose their religions on us.

Truth is, they make a living out of it.

I read the sports pages thoroughly and then skim the front section for new lies. I bet you never knew that news is an abbreviated concatenation of “new lies”.

I can’t keep track of each fallen robin.
And the robins wouldn’t know me from Adam.

One thing about riding a single speed bike to work is that 30kms of Sydney’s hills really lets you know when you are feeling like shit.

WordPress are fools.

Ever wonder why the Australian banks make so much money?

Well they take ours and don’t offer us any service in return. Simple really.

I am working from home today.

All I can say is that the breaks are longer and far more enjoyable.

And the phone calls to work are shorter than the conversations that they replace.

But I didn’t get my morning ride in.

The probability that any specific forecast of the future (beyond the mundane near-term) will eventuate is zero; that being one on the infinity of potential futures.

Therefore from a forecaster’s point of view we can’t actually exist. We are a figment of our own imagination.

And therefore the most likely explanation for our imaginative existence is that we exist exactly as we imagine we do.

The only thing I learnt today is that I need more than one sleep to recover from a blinder. I would love to add “these days” to that, but it was ever thus.

To be fair to myself I am suffering from hayfever too.

Look what some fuckwit put on my windscreen. There are some true dickheads out there.