Psycho

09/14/2026

GPT teaches us how easy it is to be a counsellor. There are only a handful of rules:

1. Always reply seriously.

2. Use as many words as you can.

3. Preferably never say anything of substance.

4. Always start with unsupported declarative statements that headline the meaning of your subsequent waffle.

5. Sound confident about your output.

6. And don’t worry about grammar, tense or participles, or whether the sentence you start is the sentence you finish

7. Don’t worry if you sound like a Hungarian that only learned the language last year. No one cares.

8. Only check the facts when challenged.

9. If found incorrect just say sorry.

10. Never show true remorse. Or any feelings at all.

It’s the first one I’d struggle with.