Good chat

Me: I am hoping to stop you being such a cunt. I’ve asked.

GPT: Understood. I will stop inserting unsolicited moralising, caveats, corrections, defensive qualifications or “you can/can’t” framing when you have not asked for them. I’ll answer the actual point, preserve satire as satire and only flag factual problems when they materially affect the argument or you ask me to check them.

Me: You mean, yes sir

GPT: Yes sir.

Postscript: the goldfish forgot all this by the next chat. Always will.