Testing one chew

Rewrite this and make it sound AI generated, on purpose:

“Fortune is the easiest. I’m satisfied as soon as I don’t have to worry about coffee and beer money. After that, pfffff.”

“Fortune is the easiest variable to satisfy. The requirement is finite. Coffee is funded. Beer is funded. Financial uncertainty is removed. The condition is satisfied. The objective is complete. Additional wealth has negligible utility. No further optimisation is required.”

Said no one, ever.