Nothing

This is plausible


Except if there’s zero things, there can’t be an equation either.

Therefore, nothing can’t exist. LoL.

Following that line of reasoning in a way that I can’t be arsed explaining, existence turns out to be a state that, once true, is always true, because its negation can never get a foothold to assert or instantiate itself.

Descartes was onto something!

p.s. a Tasmanian Tiger wasn’t a thing, it was a meta-thing. All the atoms in every Tasmanian Tiger, ever, are still in existence.