Bear

In The Big Lebowski, the Stranger tells the Dude, “Sometimes you hit the bar. And sometimes the bar, well, he hits you.”

The Dude asks, “Is that some kind of Eastern thing?”

“Far from it.” replies the Stranger. It’s western.

It always had me confused until I realised he said “eat” and “bear” with that weird-arse “south-western” drawl.

“Sometimes you eat the bar. And sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.”

Effectively, it’s a Texan koan. Who knew there was such a thing?