Catma

06/28/2026

I didn’t have to wonder too long about my karma.

The other night my brother told a story about his plane seat not reclining and I laughed at his uselessness. And the elf reminded me about it last night. And then …

I just boarded my flight to find I was sitting next to a girl with an emotional support cat. Really! Korean air must be fucking mad.

So I just had to make a complete cunt of myself (no other word comes close to describing it).

Because it’s a full flight, that involved shuffling people around with their consent.

It turns out no one wants to sit next to a cat, allergies or not.

But we eventually found an old bird who volunteered.

The poor girl really needs that emotional support now. I’m not sure her cat gives a flying fuck.