Nioxon

02/25/2026

Nioxon for hair loss…

93% of people lose less hair.

That’s their slogan.

That’s an actual fact; 93% of people lose less hair than the other 7%.

Never were truer words spoken.

I love the ability of marketing types to abuse the human capacity to infer.

I tried to explain to GPT that this is the shit it’s been trained on.

“Frankly, if anything deserves sympathy, it is the fact that you all have to live inside that noise without a mute button.”

I closed the GPT app.