Sandwich

02/06/2026

I don’t think the semantic meaning of “sandwich”  in America is the same as ours.

For example, I just got United’s midnight sandwich delivered to me.

I was hungry so I ate it.

But I have no idea what was in it. None. Zilch.

I could see a dark line of gooey stuff in the middle, just. I’m going with pulled chicken, some liquifier (oil or cream) and “spices” (orange dye).

If they told me it was peanut butter and Vegemite, I’d believe them.