Viv speak
“Dad, it’s not very functional when I find you’ve put my clothes in the wrong drawers.”
“I think marketing is a scam. It’s when people can’t make something very good and they still want money for it.”
Waking up very slowly. “I feel like there’s two of me of me stuck together.”
“I bag-stapped mum.”
“You shouldn’t use those air dryers dad, they have poisonous air. That’s an actual myth.”
“Muscles shouldn’t touch each other. I have two muscles rubbing over each other causing a fraction. It’s hurting my tummy”
“Fraction is when something touches something making sparks or something.”
“The only animals that can remember you are snakes, spiders and gorillas.”
“You know, technically you can make anything out of anything.”
“How can it be dangerous goods? It should be dangerous bads.”
“I’m peeling my eyes. I’m trying to see some of my friends.”
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