2 beers

Get this, chimpanzees get the equivalent of 2 beers in their natural diet, every day, from fermented fruit. Now that’s good science, thanks to some primatologists working hard in Uganda.

The hypothesis they’re running up the flagpole is that we evolved with a diet of 2 beers a day. Because we were effectively chimps 10m years ago.

No arguments from this chimp, even if I know it’s pure speculative bullshit.