Boggle
Existentialists believe that what distinguishes our existence from that of other beings is that we are self-conscious and exist for ourselves, which means we are free and responsible for who we are and what we do.
Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence.
An absurdist believes that one should accept the absurd condition, embrace the little beauty life can offer sometimes, give meaning to this beauty but still keep an ironical distance between the invented meaning and the knowledge of the absurd.
A religionist is a believer in fairy tales. Generally they absorb a lot of specific learning to remain a paid-up member of the club.
A boganist, if queried (which they aren’t), would say they all think too much, and they can all go and get fucked.
Said bogan therefore had no intellectual ballast to throw overboard when needs must.
Imagine living without intellectual ballast? The mind doesn’t boggle.